Got myself a new wallet with a little reminder inside it.

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This typo on my meat thermometer.

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I hope you all find someone who looks at you the way my dog looks at a tennis ball about to be thrown.

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Actual potential “answer” on my traffic school test.

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Employee of the month at Publix.

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There are two types of cat.

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I’m drunk and this is pretty weird.

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This tree in my friend’s neighborhood.

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My wife and I bought my father a personalized gift for Christmas. The wording that came with it was not what we submitted.

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Found this sign in my local mall.

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Came home for Thanksgiving and found out my 70-year-old mother has started growing, bottling and selling weed to her senior citizen neighbors.

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This order and the way the cashier typed it for the kitchen.

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Started a new job, this is posted on the men’s bathroom door.

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Sometimes the stars just align.

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