My 5 year old daughter drew a picture of me and I’m not sure if I should be offended.

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Halloween make up: what I wanted / what I got.

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I did not enjoy confirming my order number this morning.

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A light switch I saw today.

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My mom has a note of gen z slang.

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My costume this year.

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I was greeted by this after coming home from work today.

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Monkey on his way to work.

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Best. Stripper. Name. Ever.

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Crashed my own house party cause nobody came.

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My sister brought me back this gift from a business trip to China….should I be worried?

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