Sorry mate. It has to be the same color.

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We know why she’s smiling.

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What’s my fortune?

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Welcome-ish

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What is Hell?

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So sad that kids these days have no idea where their marshmallows come from.

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I usually just use alcohol.

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No Ogling! Sign posted at the public pool in Salzburg, Austria.

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I am saving this Halloween decoration my daughter made to display when she starts dating.

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Stumbled on this gem at a vintage store.

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Ladies… He’s single.

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Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Gonna Smell Bad

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