Thank God someone stopped him before he did the forehead.

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Wife discovers browser history, 1768.

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My nephew at the Open House a week before school started.

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The None

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Food store at Singapore International Airport.

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Whose wife is it, then?

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No Batteries?

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Road Rage Warning Sticker

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Fluff Processors

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Yeah we do

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I’m about to become a celebrity.

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Choices were made, including, but not limited to: Naming a child, titling a book, and abbreviating a name.

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Our temporary replacement clock.

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The vending machines in Spain have instant noodles…

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