Having been given it as a gift but unsure of what it does, my mother used her $140 apple trackpad as a mousepad.

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Went to Disney Store and bought what I thought was an awesome watch, the cashier asked if it was for my son. I’m 21 and don’t have any children..

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Celebrating my first divorceversary and the office girls bought me a cake.

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I make matching crochet sets with Bitbit!

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The rules at Salford Lads Club

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I found this in the restroom at the dentist office today.

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I am the monster who squeezes the toothpaste in the middle. This is my husband’s revenge.

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I honked, there were no good times to be had.

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