Not just regular oysters.

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Found this magnificent painting in a thrift store.

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My friend saw this real estate agency in Paris.

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Forest sign telling me to… twerk?

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Summer isn’t over…

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Genius saw his chance and took it (wall repair next to men’s urinal).

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Hardcore

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A customer unwound a trimmer yesterday. My boss has given up rewinding it.

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The students at my course complained about not having enough privacy and they decided to install glass doors to solve the issue.

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Our new neighbor. He’s as lovely as he is considerate.

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I saw Ron Weasley today in Florida.

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A friend took this picture of me. She is small.

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Legendary Sword for sale

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The local grocery store has an aisle for a lost spouse.

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Snowplow guy did a great job!

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Beetlejuice returns.

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