Someone forgot to check their wife’s texts.

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There’s a temperature sign somewhere checking the speed of birds that fly past it.

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I just saw a cat traveling solo.

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I like Shane’s hustle.

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reCAPTCHA on crack.

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Don’t never drink and drive…

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Why does my toilet have a record option?

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Heavy load.

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Seriously?

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My favorite kid of ice.

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This Homer Simpson shoe.

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