Reported a sinister looking leek near the electrical cupboard at work yesterday…
Fire exit in Venice.
Taylor Swift’s Bodyguard.
The golden rule of woodworking…
I introduced my cat to my newborn daughter.
Played at an Irish bar last night and accidentally dressed as the flag behind us. It was dubbed “camouflage show” by someone in the crowd.
Looks like the Russians invented a time machine.
He saw a squirrel.
Well isn’t this relieving.
Big orange organic strawberries.
Me at Stonehenge in ’97.
Guess these pretzels now belong to the cat.
Time for a new carpet.