Top: My apartment’s balcony (2 guys). Bottom: Our neighbor’s balcony (2 girls).
There’s a man at the door with a mustache.
The pizza place by my house compares the size of their slices to newborn babies.
The perfect crime.
I need a stack of these.
I still can’t stop laughing at this damn picture of snow white without her make up.
This kid is going places.
It suddenly hit me as I was scrolling through my Facebook feed.
Just got this lovely anniversary note from my lovely girlfriend..
What pilots do for fun.
Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again…
You should also get a gluten free cell phone case.
Drove by these guys the other day.
Drunk me decided to buy a t-shirt. Naturally I forgot about it, until a package arrived in the mail.