My former calculus professor everyone.
Some stoner kids in a town by me did this to the town’s welcome sign.
I just want some ice.
How my brain works.
My gf has a hard time remembering things. Then I found this!
So the Finnish national broadcaster showed my tweet live during their Eurovision semi finals.
Honk all you want.
Found this in a burger joint in Vietnam.
“Noah, make a backup, I need to format”
Saw this Phonetic Alphabet on my coworker’s desk.
Oh. Sorry to have gotten those mixed up…
Someone brought their pet to class today.. and it kept staring at me.