Good advice on my baby son’s blanket.
I think the dust bunnies are taking over my couch.
Just a happy little shirt.
Tom Brady looks like a single, divorced mother that just won full custody of her kids and is leaving the courtroom.
When your dishwasher is mad at you.
With a name like that she never stood a chance.
I hope it’s next Monday.
Anatomically correct Spiderman.
Bought a cheap external drive from China.
The Papa John’s delivery girl ran out to get my drink and told me to hold the bag. I feel powerful.
A moment of silence.