Man locks his head in a cage in an attempt to quit smoking. Wife has the key and only opens it for meals.
When that co-worker you always eat lunch with is sick.
I swear, one minute it was fine and then the next was like this.
Wow, free WiFi.
My coworker has been out sick for a week, today was payday.
Sounds like my ex wife.
When libraries troll their patrons.
Valentine’s day is coming.
I’m dating a microbiologist.
My daughter wanted to go swing in the snow. She fell right out of her gloves.
Just like real life.
Universal rule when finding one of these: use it on your hand and then immediately on your face.
Gonna have to call that repairman back.