I could never game because of my toddler son so I finally bought a play pen.

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From my brother. He’s a funeral director.

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A good friend of mine makes amazing BBQ sauce. I bake for a living. This is how I initiate a trade.

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Baby steps.

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Bought my cats a castle today. A few hours later, I think I labeled it appropriately.

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Kids these days wouldn’t even know whom to call.

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We made my girlfriends sister Silent Bob.

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Saw this on a veterans group’s FB page. Vets have a dark sense of humor.

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Excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find Apartment 9 and 3/4?

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IT-guy’s key management.

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This cat must have a secret identity.

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IT’S TIME FOR SCHOOL, GET UP!

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A tree threw up on my car.

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Loneliness.

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Khajiit was once a great warrior.

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Tip: Don’t lose your league.

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Someone hacked the infoscreens in ukrainian subway.

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