I could never game because of my toddler son so I finally bought a play pen.
From my brother. He’s a funeral director.
A good friend of mine makes amazing BBQ sauce. I bake for a living. This is how I initiate a trade.
Bought my cats a castle today. A few hours later, I think I labeled it appropriately.
Kids these days wouldn’t even know whom to call.
We made my girlfriends sister Silent Bob.
Sean Connery’s 007 vs. Daniel Craig’s 007.
Saw this on a veterans group’s FB page. Vets have a dark sense of humor.
Excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find Apartment 9 and 3/4?
IT-guy’s key management.
This cat must have a secret identity.
IT’S TIME FOR SCHOOL, GET UP!