Trying to fit in like..

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Genuine singles advice.

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Got anything for two bucks?

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I have made a terrible mistake.

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Wandows is now working ngrmadly.

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No one ever knows how to use my toilet.

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Took my dog to doggy daycare. They texted me a pic saying “she is having the time of her life.”

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Family values.

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Is it time yet?

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“Did I dress like a dude today? Or did he dress like a girl?”

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How to steal two ideas at once.

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Brutal.

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I should empty my wallet more often.

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I wonder who reads this and says, “That’s the one!”

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Mom wanted another dog just like him. I don’t think he appreciates the sentiment.

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So I found this hand written note on the vending machine outside the Barracks laundry room.

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