I would just like to remind everyone that a year ago, my home town began a war on small to medium sized dogs.

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Video game tokens got replenished at work. I left this for the next manager.

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A German store is giving soccer balls away for free so that the next generation plays better.

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This is how my sister asked me to be The Godfather of her daughter.

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This cardboard sign at the “Family’s Belong Together” march.

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I laughed inappropriately loud at the store.

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Cocaine & Caviar.

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After 9 months with me, this is how my phone wants to start every sentence.

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Always give 100%

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Kids.

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It’s a good name..

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My nephew waiting for the pool to fill.

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Cheers to that!

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Meteorologist knows wassup.

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It’s a Woman!

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Some shady shit.

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He had one job..and he did a hell of a job.

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My cat has turned into a baby goat.

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He’s been asleep the entire time.

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When your over-sized motor-home isn’t big enough.

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