“I say Jeeves, why have we stopped? This isn’t the park.”

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Thanks for the clarification, IKEA.

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Amazing deal at my local pizza shop.

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You do not meet the level requirement for this item.

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Asked for a small frosty but in a medium cup “I wasn’t sure, but hope this is what you were asking for”

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I’ve had a stiff tongue for the last 3 hours.

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Thrift stores always have some top-notch albums.

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Must have been a tough morning.

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Giving blood?

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Did Dave take his meds today?

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