Girl takes cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to prom, so Danny DeVito takes cardboard cutout of the girl to Paddy’s Pub.
My cousin works part time at a nursing home and writes down a quote from a resident each day.
This was posted in a public restroom and it’s in black and white.
Don’t judge a person by the book cover.
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
We have a wallpaper forest on one of the walls at work. I wonder how long till the boss notices my upgrade.
Khajiit has wares if you have coin.