My kid’s grounded and she had to help power wash the deck. I came back to this. Grounding extended.

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And you thought you were having a bad day.

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Went to a job interview, saw this in the lobby.

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My mom unwittingly bought a bong for her crystal/glass collection. We have no intention of telling her.

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400lbs Scales.

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On second thought, I think I’ll drive.

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Don’t talk to me.

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My wife sent me our son’s music results with the comment “It’s like an ex-boyfriends scoresheet!”.

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A unique coffee order request.

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This spray..

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Lazy little trash panda at my apartment.

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Waldo has just given up.

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You had me at World’s!

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Package delayed.

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That’s quite a name, Miss Houston 2018.

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Water in Italy.

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Our new foster dog’s reaction when you ask her if she’s a good girl..

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The right posture can make all the difference.

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