Accidentally brought a Mac to Microsoft HQ today.
My girlfriend likes to cut my sandwiches into weird shapes just to watch me suffer.
Ishmael’s heading to the slopes..
Little Diddy.. with Jack and Diane.
Pretend to be normal people.
Would give this movie a watch.
Mischief at the t-shirt factory.
He saw it coming.
Inspired by all of the incredible weight loss photos, here’s how I lost 160lb in just one day.
Pop-up statue of Harvey Weinstein moments before getting taken down.
Marine of the month.
This is how they sleep. Bert & Ernie.
Tried to take a panoramic of my girlfriend and she moved.