Well played Chermside shopping mall hacker.
It’s always worth having a bag of googly eyes handy.
I’m not a volcano.
First world problems.
The two types of knocks you hear at your door.
Heard my boyfriend giggling to himself in the bathroom last night, woke up to a lint roller refill.
Boarding a plane…should I ask for a demo?
Get a metal shift knob they said. It’ll be fun they said.
My 78 yo neighbor can’t read or write. This is how he invoices me for mowing.