As a German I feel uncomfortable doing this.
Dear Mom and Dad, I got my big break in modelling today…
Me want cookie!
No one can resist my Schwetty Balls.
I didn’t forget.
Love child of Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman on Judge Rinder.
Next level inception.
So, do you play any instruments?
I’ll swallow your soul!
When you say “NOT TODAY!” and mean it!
I think my hamster spends too much time on his exercise wheel.
Found this on my way to work.
Sometimes your food dish gets stuck on your collar and you leave a trail of food around the house…
Math may not seem very important to some, but in my school, it’s some serious stuff!
Taylor Swift’s Bodyguard.
I feel like this defeats the purpose of solitaire.
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