Best excuse ever.
Canadian at the Kansas City ALCS game.
My Pug Marching as Slimer in the Spooky Pooch Parade.
As an American visiting London, I don’t know what to make of this.
That’s a low blow man..
Being the husband at a Taylor swift concert.
Everyone has a Dad.
My worst fears have been confirmed.
Making new friends can be hard.
Found in the bathroom stall where I work.
My girlfriend said, “Someone did that on purpose.” I said, “Yeah, it was me.”