I think I’d go ahead and splurge the extra $10.

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I answer surveys for Google. I got this one today.

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Heel boy! Good boy.

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Never hit a lady.

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Too good.

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Clearly not a 5 star hotel when you have to remind the staff.

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That time of year.

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I’m going to wear this shirt opening night.

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Hey 20-somethings, Don’t think it won’t happen to you…

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No privacy.

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Well played Netflix app.

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Tis The Season….for some new lotion perhaps?

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“I’d like to buy an I”

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The menacing look of Nick Offerman.

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