Enough is enough!

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Found these instructions next to the fur rugs in Ikea Glasgow.

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Average Texan.

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Last time I was in Las Vegas I ran out of towels. I told housekeeping that I would tip one dollar for every extra towel put in my room.

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This girl at the gas station behind me – Should I tell her the evidence she got busy last night is on her hood?

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Die plant, die.

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Mirrors are for amateurs.

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I want everyone to see how I cut hair, even when I am driving..

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Unbeknownst to my grandma, we refer to her pan as the “dick-fryer”.

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Unsure Sign.

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Soft drinks in Scotland.

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Kindergarten teacher had students trace their hands for the window…creepier than intended.

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I guess we can call it waterburger now.

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Umm.. so in which direction should I go?

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Just in case.

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Right place, right time.

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Invisible man spotted on the metro!

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