Enough is enough!
Found these instructions next to the fur rugs in Ikea Glasgow.
Last time I was in Las Vegas I ran out of towels. I told housekeeping that I would tip one dollar for every extra towel put in my room.
This girl at the gas station behind me – Should I tell her the evidence she got busy last night is on her hood?
Die plant, die.
Mirrors are for amateurs.
I want everyone to see how I cut hair, even when I am driving..
Unbeknownst to my grandma, we refer to her pan as the “dick-fryer”.
Soft drinks in Scotland.
Kindergarten teacher had students trace their hands for the window…creepier than intended.
I guess we can call it waterburger now.
Umm.. so in which direction should I go?
Just in case.
Right place, right time.
Invisible man spotted on the metro!
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