My commute’s about to get a lot shorter. They’re installing a Stargate outside of the building where i work.
Had to leave a message to my mail carrier when I got this one.
Not entirely sure I need to beware..
Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist’s work = nipple tattooed on his arm.
My new plate came in this week. How it wasn’t taken, I have no clue, but it’s all mine now.
A pharmacy professor looked up students twitter accounts after an exam. The next class day he decided to put them on the screen before lecture. These are some of the results.
My buddy’s friend is an art teacher and sometimes leaves sketches on the whiteboard. Here’s an example of one.
Well, Clarice – have the lambs stopped screaming?
Yip-yip-yip-yip… Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Some people say the pentagram protects my house from evil spirits.
A friend of mine thought the alarm system should show some urgency.
My girlfriend caught a fish.
My weight watchers utensils just came in…