Matt Thompson has designed this ludicrous automated dog petting machine, works great on German Shepherd sized dogs, small dogs not so good.

“Humans have massage chairs so why shouldn’t our pets have petting machines. I gave it a Rube Goldberg style flare to make it interesting to watch.”

It looks like the right-most arm can have an adjustable attachment to the gear and the legs would be lowered. It could be small dog compatible
@friedpancakes266

My dogs would love this haha.
@chrclmnky

My dog would bark at it and then try to chew on it when it was turned off!
@benjamina8357

such gears, much pet
@hnek

Would your dog use this machine?