Maybe a dentist works on this floor.

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Footwear ad with an ankle monitor.

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Must be extra psychic for that to work.

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Save time, shower on the toilet.

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Tiger Woods and tree congratulate each other on long, illustrious Masters careers.

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I moved my home office so I wouldn’t get so distracted by the dog. I think she’s finding the adjustment rather hard.

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This ‘casual gym top’ that was advertised to me.

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What an unfortunate name.

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My fiance confronts a stranger on a night out “Sir, why am I on your shirt.”

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This sticker I saw on a Pontiac Vibe.

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If you put mayo on a hotdog I will call them.

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So, like, do I get my choice or is it just random?

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A year and half ago my wife got married the only way we knew how.

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It was supposed to say “Congratulations”. The person who normally writes on cakes wasn’t around, so another person in the bakery offered to do it. This is what I got.

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