Just bought a standing desk. I’m 6’4″. Girlfriend is…not

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Mom asked for some recent pictures of us for her new house. Naturally, I delivered.

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People must not cough near you..

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I broke my Simpsons shot glass.

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Woke up this morning and found this on the stove. I guess my wife wanted a Ginger Ale last night, but the can didn’t want to share.

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Modified my mom’s “Live, Laugh, Love” sign.

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I spilled some Miracle Grow last summer.

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Seen on a local church.

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My sister’s window.

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My girlfriend became suspicious when I took a photo during our scrabble game.

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Sorry!

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