Pizza Hut in Taiwan sold pizza with only crust on April Fool’s day.

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My library has a self-checkout.

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They’ve found Scrat.

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Only 171 miles!

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New Bond girl?

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Mail box near my house.

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My wife’s solution to stop me from hitting my head on this light fixture after we moved the dinner table.

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Boat enthusiast loves thrash metal.

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Spotted in Chicago.

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My dog decided it wasn’t worth it.

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Told my parents there was a serious leak in their bathroom, they were not amused.

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The red squirrels used my barbecue to store pine cones over the winter.

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Spring has sprung..

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My son taking a Saturday afternoon nap.

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Asked the pizza place to write a dad joke. This is what they came up with.

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Egyptian Football club Zamalek was unexpectedly losing to Sudan’s Al-Merrikh – So fans made their feelings clear by forming a disgruntled emoji in the stands.

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My favourite band merchandise (Tenacious D).

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I misread my local gaming cafe’s wifi password.

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Well, if you’re not gonna eat it, I will!

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