My mom hit it big at Mohegan Sun and was like WE GOIN TO GIT ICE CREAM!

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Damn number 15, you don’t have to do me like that.

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They tasted ok.

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Appropriate Bathroom Reading.

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Bought a new monitor, unsure how to proceed.

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My grandparents got my straight parents a same sex anniversary card.

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Save us.

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This billboard.

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World’s worst superhero.

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Caught him going 50 over the speed limit.

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The fact that Zuckerberg’s wax figure looks more human than the real one.

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Eh..

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I wish more people were polite enough to provide a warning.

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Nice to see target using alternative mannequins.

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The dandelions in my yard after the 3rd application of weed killer.

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Cat saw the new puppy for the first time.

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Just finished the Grill With the Pearl Earring.

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