Note posted on free TV recently spotted on my sidewalk.

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It takes a lot of money to look poor.

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Just be nice.

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My workout plan for getting in shape for the summer.

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That’s gonna help it sell.

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Well, not everyone

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But look at that face.

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Don’t we all?

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Ew, Prime.

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This knockoff.

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I repeat “YOU WILL BE PAID”.

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