The sign I made for my sister, she’s running a Half Ironman race today.

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Abby’s boss has no chill.

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I put my cat under a cover that looks just like him.

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Found in an old-fashioned diner.

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Spotted this sign at a massage place.

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The holy grail for every man forced to accompany his girlfriend on a shopping trip.

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Deadly terms used by a woman.

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Geology rocks.

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Nice tan.

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My friend sent me a water bottle in a 3ft long box that said “Nate’s Custom Dildos”, when I was out of town. The cat sitter found it.

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My ball ended up near this headstone on my local course.

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Our local law enforcement officer about to show this fire who’s boss!

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This shadow made me feel insecure.

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If you’ve ever worked in a restaurant..

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Not sure that’s an appropriate name for a kids toy.

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This joke has no class.

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