I feel like my local pet shop is being a little judgmental.

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Girlfriend was helping cut my hair, she was doing a fantastic job until I heard a gasp.

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Cactus in a hanging pot got stuck in her hair.

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We were really excited to use a lime from our lime tree for the first time.

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I considered inserting something here, butt decided against it.

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Multifunctional washing machine.

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Blizzard blew the man door on my garage open yesterday.

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Moving Tip

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I accidentally branded Rachael Ray’s name on myself with one of her roasting trays.

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I think I’ll take the stairs.

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July will be reprocessed shortly.

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Went to Costco to grab a rotisserie chicken for the weekend, but this lady beat everyone to it.

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Off-brand 7-Eleven picks the worst name possible.

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This handy man advertisement.

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Of all the dogs I’ve ever had, he’s the worst one.

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Why so blue?

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