House elf riding the dog.

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Saw this in my department toilet.

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I slide best with socks on.

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Unusual family photo found in an Airbnb.

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A gift from my wife. Die Hard Advent Calendar.

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Just been to the south of France and found smurf-flavoured ice cream.

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Visualize it.

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Do you want fries with that?

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These conspiracies are getting out of control.

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No Sneaking

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Found one of my diaries from I think 2015 or 2016. By then I was clearly a pro at getting in trouble.

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Comfy bed

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Scaroused

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The toilets at the Hawkstone Brewery.

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This customer replaced their passenger seat with a shopping cart.

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