Boss: “And you’ve seen a banana before?” Designer: “Absolutely, I had banana on the cob last night.”

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Woman asleep on train.

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Chipotle’s new slogan

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Should you come into Malones?

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My bananas look like they hung themselves.

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It’s not what you think.

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He fell asleep in this pose.

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How many do people have on average?

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Take your kid to work day.

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Should I get this guy from my jalapeño harvest a tiny sweater? Because he’s a little chili.

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I was behind this guy today.

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Even the Poop Fairy needs a break.

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