I found them!

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Subtle irony somewhere therein…

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They do everything together, but that’s just ridiculous.

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Nailed it

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Bike riding thief

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Cerberus, the puppy years.

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This crossing sign

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Save time in the morning!

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So I went to Popeyes to try the new sandwich…

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Fired my groomer today

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Good Luck opening the carton.. you’ll need it.

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Elevator shuffle button

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On the wall of a local burrito shop…

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If lost…

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Construction sign calling out John.

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DUMBO

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Saw this in a Walmart parking lot.

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After years of searching, I finally spotted the elusive Albino UPS Truck.

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