We call this one “The Landlord Supremo”.

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Fox misspelled Alabama.

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Only Gold and Swedish fish are acceptable in the workplace.

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Couldn’t resist buying this apron today.

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Just Ben Franklin crossing the road. Totally normal Boston day.

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OK, I’ll put my emergency on hold and take it elsewhere.

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Butt head.

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Fixed some phallic graffiti.

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Cry me a river

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Candle alarm clock.

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The darkness. The destroyer of worlds.

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The perfect slide.

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This elevator panel.

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RIP Aunt Donna. My dad was NOT ready.

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The packaging on my new toothbrush. If you turn the toothbrush on the whole thing vibrates.

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