My first ankle monitor

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My mom and two sisters bought the same card without realizing. My husband and I just bought a house and have a cat.

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New Planet Fitness Motto

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Chopping board not for chopping.

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OK, have all three spaces, I’m not going to argue.

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My friend was driving back home to visit family but needed to make sure he stayed “Ohio-free”.

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If boners made a sound, I’m glad we pretty much universally agree on what that sound would be.

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An old couple just pulled up in this.

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Harley riders on the freeway.

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Everything needs a label.

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This Pirate Ship Golf Cart

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That’s some cold meat.

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All manual labor is being taken over by machines.

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Wow high school has changed a lot since I graduated.

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Shopping for a new door lock, thank you, Amazon! Now my wife finally has something to do.

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