There‘s grass growing on my lawn mower, need a lawn mower mower.

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You don’t want the STRONKE

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The way my husband eats chicken nuggets.

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Local coffee shop straight to the point.

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My cactus started to show me its true feelings.

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Given a choice, most bees prefer Coca-Cola.

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Was thinking how surprised I was that my full tank of gas was lasting so long, until I ran out in middle of road. Apparently it’s stuck on full.

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I am afraid to flush and offend the sensitive plumbing.

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Accidental Tattoo – I cut my fingers when cleaning out a can that had some ash in it. When it healed, the ash stayed and created a tattoo on 2 of my fingers.

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I can never get to sit in my beanbag my dog is always stealing it.

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This hotel wants that song stuck in my head my entire stay.

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I’ll take two.

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Jumanji board game abandoned in my apartment complex.

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The Turd Baker strikes again at my work. Been about a year since she was hired and brought in the last batch of turd brownies.

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This guy got a dollar.

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I think I am going to skip the chocolate.

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The MEG

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Peace was never an option.

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What did she do?

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