Told an employee there was a roof leak in their store. He may have not thought this solution through.

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Who washes their banana before use?

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Cleaning acid warning

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“Sanitation vehicle”

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Browsing Zillow, found this in the master bath of a 6 million dollar house.

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The plate makes sense at least.

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Si!

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Warning

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But what will they do with it?

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And also, don’t smoke your dog.

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Please don’t feed the horses.

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Someone drove to McDonald’s on their lawn mower.

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Little pancake guy

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This sign I saw in a men’s bathroom.

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Toilet bowl in hospital looks like Thanos’ head.

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You know where.

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This, I can do.

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Too much spooning…

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Bought tickets to the baseball game and was told these were great seats by the box office.

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