I married a monster…

via

Saw this at the McDonald’s drive thru.

via

RIP Boiling Water

via

I’m a size horse.

via

I think Brandon’s enthusiasm for his job is waning.

via

I know the shortage is over… But damn Walmart, take it easy.

via

Wife left me alone at the Chinese food store.

via

Went to the Shanghai Natural History Museum today. I think the taxidermist was out sick on lion day.

via

Some evil genius put clap activated on a broken dryer. Yes, I fell for it.

via

Don’t Dead, Open Inside.

via

This restaurant I found on Google Maps.

via

Sweet Caroline

via

This speed bump sign in Norway.

via

Hand sanitizer found at my chiropractor’s office.

via

This place uses rope for the gents and ladies WC.

via

Ticket my buddy received after parking directly in front of a “No Stopping” sign.

via