I married a monster…
Saw this at the McDonald’s drive thru.
RIP Boiling Water
I’m a size horse.
I think Brandon’s enthusiasm for his job is waning.
I know the shortage is over… But damn Walmart, take it easy.
Wife left me alone at the Chinese food store.
Went to the Shanghai Natural History Museum today. I think the taxidermist was out sick on lion day.
Some evil genius put clap activated on a broken dryer. Yes, I fell for it.
Don’t Dead, Open Inside.
This restaurant I found on Google Maps.
This speed bump sign in Norway.
Hand sanitizer found at my chiropractor’s office.
This place uses rope for the gents and ladies WC.
Ticket my buddy received after parking directly in front of a “No Stopping” sign.
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