My dad listed this pocket mirror on ebay. Said he wanted people to know that it worked.

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My 4 year old added something to our grocery list after being put in timeout.

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Boutta listen to some ACDC.

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When the wife says “Yea, I measured” while ordering online.

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Sign in a Mexico City Taxi, “If you’re not wearing a mask, do not speak to the taxi driver, he is too handsome to die”.

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The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great..

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I found one of my old baby books today.

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We were asked to set up the work Christmas tree but also “Not to spend too much time on it”.

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Enjoy fall.

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This was a drink sold at my old work. Needless to say, I was a huge fan.

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Saw this window sticker at the bank today.

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Orthodontists are getting creative.

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Same

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