This wet floor sign at the Toronto aquarium.
At the airport waiting to embarrass Jimmy.
My daughter’s Christmas list I just read. I almost choked on my burger.
Who hurt you NYC Sanitation copy writer?
Mom: I don’t want a cat in my house! Also mom:
In Britain, we sell brushes for everything.
Best ex ever!
I shall free my people.
Finished my wrapping.
We embarrassed my mom at the airport with this sign.
My friend made me a cake after my divorce.
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
“Bout Tree Fiddy”
Smart-ass cousin’s reaction to my 6850 light Christmas tree.
Cornwall has a place to ass.
We’re taking the scenic route.
What were his parents thinking?
I always feel strange grabbing this door handle.
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