This wet floor sign at the Toronto aquarium.
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At the airport waiting to embarrass Jimmy.
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My daughter’s Christmas list I just read. I almost choked on my burger.
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Who hurt you NYC Sanitation copy writer?
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Mom: I don’t want a cat in my house! Also mom:
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In Britain, we sell brushes for everything.
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Best ex ever!
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I shall free my people.
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Finished my wrapping.
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We embarrassed my mom at the airport with this sign.
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My friend made me a cake after my divorce.
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Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
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“Bout Tree Fiddy”
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Smart-ass cousin’s reaction to my 6850 light Christmas tree.
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Found this
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Cornwall has a place to ass.
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We’re taking the scenic route.
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What were his parents thinking?
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I always feel strange grabbing this door handle.
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Neighbor’s dog
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