Wearing this to my companies Christmas dinner, you think they will notice?

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Escaped pig “Albert Einswine” leads NJ police on 1/4 mile chase.

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Floods in Cairns, QLD, Australia. Locals still attend the local pub in boats.

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Targeted ads are getting out of hand.

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The sign in my MIL’s bathroom.

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Special Deal!

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The label on my wife’s lip balm.

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Premium butt shower

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Brb, selling my spleen for a choctop.

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Going to take a Cyberleak.

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Kids want to re-watch their favorite Disney movie. Did I get the right one?

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Found this on my vacation in Croatia.

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My wife ordered a Squidward wall hanging for her sister but was sent this pillow case instead!

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The holiday spirit is alive and well.

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