You guys ever get drunk and forget a turkey in the oven for a week?

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All holidays are important if I get a day off of work.

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I heard a kid crying, I looked over and saw this.

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Irony.

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This doesn’t work with children.

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Can My Dog Eat This?

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When the Grim Reaper is on your marketing team.

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I think FedEx wants to get back together.

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Smurf involved in a hit and run in central London today.

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This sauna is pretty hot.

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Daddy must be so proud.

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My dad is a UPS driver in Wyoming. This was his truck after returning from a delivery.

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You better watch out!

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As punishment a daughter wears her dad’s face to school.

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We haven’t quite worked out Black Friday sales in Australia yet.

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Ultra Slav.

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Adequate personal space is important.

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Yet another unrealistic expectation for men.

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