In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…

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My father was never the subtle type…

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My little cousin was tired of the same old elf on the shelf.

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Multiplayer mode on!

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Added an electric fence to Riley’s cage.

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At a bar in Namibia

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Watch my sick moves.

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Sorry about your barn.

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Tried a panorama at the horse show.

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I work in maintenance, I hate my coworkers right now…

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Unfortunate misspelling of “Poppy Red”.

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No Flashing!

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Sometimes you just know you’re being watched.

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Just roasting some nuts.

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