Just sold my house. The inspector and buyers are there today. Left them a little gift in a basement cabinet.

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My fourth grader’s math homework. She said “This way I didn’t even need to think about it.”

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My local auto parts store has an interesting problem.

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Desperate Times..

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If you hard..

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After I bought this house I was informed my neighbors do it big for Christmas. I spent a lot of money already buying a new tree and all the decorations for the inside, so I talked to my neighbor and we came up with the perfect solution. I promise I’m not really a grinch!

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He’s not stuck. That’s the way he sleeps.

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Aliens abducting Jesus, pan-holiday yard decoration. Seen in Nashville TN.

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Little bird doing his holiday shopping.

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Statues at my railway station.

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Worst Year Ever

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My doormat.

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Truck nuts! Saw this at my local grocery store.

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