My wife loves movies, but dislikes unnecessary sexual scenes. This is a gift she got from some work friends.

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Saw this sign in Copenhagen, Denmark.

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This translation.

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Senior center with a sense of humour.

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Gingerbread house made by my kids.

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Passed a guy outside of Minneapolis on the freeway today. He spun out. This is him, wearing a hockey jersey, trying to dig his truck out with a hockey stick…only in Minnesota!

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Messi World Cup tattoo.

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Consider this a warning.

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Oopsies!

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Remember to fill those holes!

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Enjoying the winter sun.

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Extra salty popcorn

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Delivery notification email confirmed package has been dropped off (at mom’s).

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Ready for the highway…

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Made a Miyazaki soot ball from my wife’s hair that falls all over the damn place.

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Worst SpongeBob popsicle I’ve gotten.

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My wife is a teacher and just received this gift from a young student who is still learning English.

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Damnit Rudolph.

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