Every year my in-laws have a gingerbread house competition and every year I’m still a disappointment.

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Applebee’s new slogan.

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In the hospital, these are my nurse’s shoes.

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Live, Slaughter, Love

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Release me, Human!

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Note to self: Never use your cornbread pan to make brownies.

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Don’t even think about it!

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I’m a 23-year-old man that can rebuild an engine, fabricate my own parts, and drive anything with a steering wheel.. But for the life of me, I cannot wrap a Christmas gift.

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My brother asked for a ladder.

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Unfortunate sticker placement.

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Really proud of the Christmas gifts my kid’s made for their teachers this year! We embraced the 2020 theme.

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My new birthday tradition is bacon and cake. I deserve it.

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My friends/tenants don’t care for my latest holiday decoration. Best thrift store purchase ever.

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I’m never going in the sea again.

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Trying to have a jog on the treadmill, but it says poo and won’t start.

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I wonder if she’ll guess what it is?

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