Made this for my office’s cubicle decorating contest. May have spent a little too much time on it.

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Strange tiny pasta.

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Stay classy, SLC…

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For two years now, my wife and I hide this dildo around the house. This is her latest hide.

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My friend is a veterinarian student and this is how he chooses to label his eggnog.

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We have glass plates, a glass table and a French Bulldog.

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Employer desperation

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My girlfriend’s father got all of us Christmas candles of her brother falling, as filmed by the doorbell camera.

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Anyone lost some bikes?

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My eye!

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Damn Australians are everywhere!

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My wife and I attended a rave-themed 5K event. I took this picture of her standing in front of a light board.

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This note my boss posted today.

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There is no poop fairy. That settles that.

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This almost seems intentional.

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It took us a while before we realised our mistake.

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Snowman running for the hills.

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These little boys have shoveled my friend’s driveway for the last two years. This year, they came with a card.

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I got home and thought this was a nice candy treat from a Christmas party. Nope. They’re bath salts from a Christmas party.

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